What is Lunk?
1.
A word made up by Planet Fitness used to describe one who grunts, drops weights, and judges. At planet fitness there is a lunk alarm that will go off if they believe you to be a lunk.
Ryan is slamming his weights wearing a body building tank top and drinking out of a gallon water jug, what a fuckin lunk!
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2.
The root word in the more commonly known term:
Can you believe that? That stupid lunk just cut me off!
Look at that lunk, he dripped ketchup all over his fat gut when he was eating his hamburger.
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3.
Is used to describe a person or object that represents low demeanor or value. It can also be used to describe an unidentifyable object.
Goddamn that guy drives a Lunk car;
What the hell are you eating!? it looks like a Lunk or something!
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4.
N. a slobby hunk of gelataneous filth
V. to lay around lazily consuming often unhealthy and harmful processed foods, such as Twinkies, while being generally unproductive and useless
to lunk around
lunk dick
faggot lunker
lazy lunk of junk
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5.
A small piece of poo that attaches its self to the toilet paper during the wiping process preceding taking a shit
Goodness gracious me, look at the size of this lunk your grace!
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6.
That crappy gunk you get in your lungs when you smoke ciagrettes. It paralyzes the silia in your lungs so they can't filter the crap out and it makes it hard to breathe.
"Hey, Amanda, let's go to the movies tonight"
"**Wheeze**"
"Oh, it must be the lunk kicking in, i guess I must find anoher friend to go with"
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7.
To lay around in a energy-efficient (see lazy) state.
I think I am going to lunk around the house today.
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