Lurgan Champagne

What is Lurgan Champagne?

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Comes from this fine beverage being consumed in copious quantities in the town of Lurgan, Co. Armagh. Northern Ireland.

Ye can't beat a bottle of the ol' Lurgan Champagne.

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