Lurk Jerk

What is Lurk Jerk?


1.

Someone who lurks people's myspaces, then wanks to their pics.

Guy: dude that fool spends all his time on myspace beatin off.

Other guy: yea bro, that guys a total lurk jerk

See lurk, masturbate, lurker, jerk, myspace


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