Lurker Edit Meaning

1.

A lurker is someone that follows the forum but doesn’t post.

2.

someone who seems to always be present bu unnoticed

Mongo: That kid Tonto is a lurker.

Thor: He is creepy.

Tonto: I am right here.

See Grimace

3.

Someone who is constantly on myspace looking at the same people that they don't know over and over again to see if they have new pictures, who their friends are etc. etc.

Lurkers often lurk in packs, to show their fellow lurkers their lurkees, and to show off their taste in lurkees.

Koala is such a lurker, every night she sits in front of her laptop on myspace, lurking people she suspects may be cooler or prettier than she is.

See stalker, silly, scene, bored

4.

one who reads a blogwithout ever commenting on the posts

Dude, how come you never comment about anything I write on my site? You're such a lurker.

See juicebox

5.

A person who is just "there." Nobody really knows why, other than they show up and don't say a word. Possible reasons for this could be:

-They don't know what to say

-They are pretending to have friends

-They are trying to scare you

-They are there just to be seen with you, as if they have some kind of relationship with you.

Person 1: Who's that?

Person 2: The lurker. He shows up everyday, just ignore him.

See stalker, creeper, creepy, loner, annoying

6.

A guy who hangs around your girlfriend as a "friend" who is really just waiting for the day when you and your significant other are on the rocks. That is when he swoops in to make a move, as the comforter, supporter, and basher of her current bf. Women are oblivious to them entirely.

Oh you need to talk to Matt? Jeeze that guy is such a lurker!

7.

a person who reads the posts on a forum, message board, etc, but does not post

The guy was just another lurker with no life.