What is Lurp?
1.
Someone who may or may not be limited, but certainly acts that way.
This word is often used in professions where it would be completely innapropriate to describe someone as a dumbass, useless or completely lost.
I can't believe that Elliot has done absolutely nothing for the past eight months. The guy is such a lurp!
See
2.
1. (n) A person who is long, lanky, and can't quite handle him or herself while doing physical activities, such as playing basketball, dancing, walking, etc.
2. (adjective--Lurpy) Used for any object that isn't quite how it should be, in a spacial sense.
'lurp' has varying forms depending on whether it is being used as a noun, adjective, adverb, or verb. 'to lurp' is the verb. One can lurp, be a lurp, be a lurpster, be lurpy, or just plain lurp around
1. Look at Jeff, he's such a lurp!
2. My hair is so lurpy today.
See
3.
What tweekers do at 3 am while riding down streets on ten-speeds; lurping: looking for items to steal and sell at a pawn shop to pay for tweek. (see Michael Human)
I lurped a car stereo from an unlocked car at 3 in the morning to buy tweek.
4.
Long Range Reconnaisance Patrol. From Viet Nam War.
The lurp was gone for three weeks.
See
5.
A man who seeks to have sex with a girl and tries to make it happen using tired lines and creepy body language.
As in, "That guy is such a lurp, I saw him grab that girl's titty a second ago. Don't you dare go home with him."
Also usable as an adjective, as in "That was really lurpy of you to say that ole worn-out line."
See
6.
a big dorky,clumsy person. Usually a guy.
That guy's a lurp.
7.
1. lurp(ed) -verb: to steal(stole).
2. Lurper (or lurping-ass) -noun: one who steals, is nosy, carpet picks, or is paranoid.
3. Lurped Out -adj: being extreamly high on meth.
1. "I'ma lurp that car." "I lurped a grip of shit from Wal-Mart"
2. "I bet that lurpin' ass Scott stole the check book."
3. " Damn, dude I put so much shit in my arm, I'm lurped the fuck out."
See
