Lurpaking

What is Lurpaking?


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Basically, tromboning. But taken from the Lurpak advert with that annoying little butter man who should have been eaten years ago. Bastard!

........and now introducing Lurpak spreadable......! With our Lurpaking mother fucka, Bertie the butter bastard! Fuckin twat

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