Lushotology

What is Lushotology?


1.

Fake religion made up by the band "The Network" (who are actually the three members Green Day in disguise and two other people). It's a joke, part of the elaborate creation of The Network. Basically followers believe intoxication is great. Here's some of the fake history:

Controversial church established in 1981 by romance novel writer Hal Don Burre. He got the inspiration one day when he went to a bar, couldn't decide what to order, had the bartender pour all of the liquor into one glass, inventing the "Long Island Ice Tea." He then went inot a drug induced coma, envisioned the church, and wrote a book called Intoxication is Intoxicating. It became the new religions bible.

Tre: Dude, I'm in Lushotology

Mike: What the hell is that, man?

Tre: Uhhh...it's a great religion. We get drunk all the time

See billie joe armstrong, tre cool, mike dirnt, green day

2.

Lushotolgy is a religion that believes in intoxication. Such members of this religion are Tre Cool of Green Day, Fat Mike of Green Day, and ever member of The Network.

Tre Cool is a member of the Church of Lusholology


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