What is Lustmuffin?
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A plausibly deniable nickname for an individual or a very good friend for which you want to pretend that you have no sexual attraction to. Commonly used as a greeting or petname.
"Hey there lustmuffin." (translation: Wow you're really hot, but I'm too chickenshit to outright say so. I hope you know what I mean.)
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when someone puts a warm hotdog on their crotch and then slaps someone in the face while they are asleep
Man someone oscar-slapped me o..