What is Lustmuffin?
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A plausibly deniable nickname for an individual or a very good friend for which you want to pretend that you have no sexual attraction to. Commonly used as a greeting or petname.
"Hey there lustmuffin." (translation: Wow you're really hot, but I'm too chickenshit to outright say so. I hope you know what I mean.)
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A place in Montgomery County, Maryland where all the hicks live
Hick: Hey man, I live in poolsville!
Me: I'm sorry...
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After having sex and your partner goes to sleep, you take a poop on their torso. Then, you leave. Setting flame to the poop is optiona..