What is Lustmuffin?
1.
A plausibly deniable nickname for an individual or a very good friend for which you want to pretend that you have no sexual attraction to. Commonly used as a greeting or petname.
"Hey there lustmuffin." (translation: Wow you're really hot, but I'm too chickenshit to outright say so. I hope you know what I mean.)
See
Random Words:
1.
A country yokel type person, the sort of person who shovels shit all day long.
"Mine's a pint you old Dung Flunger"..
1.
5 to 1 ratio.
A quintuple standard, 5 to 1 ratio, i.e. The MPAA movie rating board allows 5 male genitalia to every 1 female genitalia...
