What is Luther?
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The Luther is a soul food dish, rumored to be named after Luther Vandross. The Luther is a burger that consists of a pound of beef, 5 strips of bacon, covered in cheese, fresh grilled onions between 2 Krispy Kreme donuts. May cause heart attacks and/or the feeling of trying crack for the first time. See also
He ate a luther and had a heart attack.
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Luther is a fictional character created by township water authority workers. He is a large black man with an 18 inch endownment. He goes around neighborhoods while reading water meters and provides services to wives while thier husbands are at work.
Also this can be used as a verb. The act of Luthering would be to fuck a man's wife or girlfriend while he is at work, preferably in his home. This act could come at a high cost because the chance is always there for a walk-in of the husband which will almost always lead to death.
Ahhh, Luther's probably fuckin your old lady!
Luther, He's in the buisness of fuckin your old lady.
Yeah, thats pretty sweet that kid is Luthering it up pretty well with Joe's old lady.
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A Luther occurs when a man wanks so hard and long that he gets a wanker's cramp on par with getting a knife thrown into your palm, just like the character from the film of the warriors of the same name.
One: Man my hand hurts.
Two: Why man ?
One: Well I was wanking so hard over your mom last night I gave myself a Luther. OHHHHH SICK BURN !
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Someone who just doesn't foot the bill, is outta whack, a dork, or makes stupid mistakes. Formed from the root word, "loo," the european word for toilet.
"Man, you are such a luther."
"What luther just spilled his beer?"
"Why is that hot woman dating THAT luther?"
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