What is Luton?
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Dismal large town about 30 miles north of English capital London. Very, very, very grey. Concrete is in fashion here. Divided into "poor bit" where most of the chavs live, and "Slightly less poor bit" where the pseudo-middle-class chavs live. Luton is unbelievably dull, containing about four decent drinking/entertainment establishments. The rest of the town is coated with shite buildings containing shite nightclubs with shite music and scummy patrons. If you come seeking fine cuisine then be sure to avoid most of the town, and focus most of your energy on finding one of our two fine restaurants (If you don't like Indian or Thai, you're boned). Alternatively you could visit one of our many Burger King or McDonalds "restaurants" and share greasy cow rectum burgers with our population of frequently drunk and often amusing "street folk." Keep in mind that if they approach you, you DON'T HAVE ANY SPARE CHANGE. If you want somewhere to stay, I hope you like concrete and mysterious smells.
Luton: You'll come for the sights, you'll stay because you're dead.
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Okay, so we all know Luton isn't perfect. Infact, we all know its no where near that.
But I challenge you to find a town that is any where near as culturally diverse as Luton is. Its mix of races and cultures make it exciting and revolutionary- to expect a town to be full of white people is so old fashioned and ignorant.
The wide range of religion and races make it a fantastic place to grow up- it makes you more accepting of everyone.
So if you slag Luton off because you think Lutonians are 'stupid', take a look in the mirror, because it is ridiculous to suggest a town is uneducated just because of what it looks like.
Yea, Luton may have all the stereotypes, but you're just jelous.
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where you are defined by your postcode..
that's all there is to it..
"oi what part of luton are you from? are you lu3?"
"nah bruv im lu1 init!"
"nah mate you need to move.lu1 is dryyy.lu3 is safe tingzz."
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Luton isnt as bad as people make it out to be. I mean bedford try to say theres nothing to do in luton but they dont even have a cinema!
Also all that crap about luton beggin to be from Watford is bullshit why whould any lutonian want to be like a bunch of spoiled inbreads.
Some people on this site claim that we are uneducated me and my freinds are A to B student and our school isnt even one of the best in Luton. So you people kinda stretched the truth there dont you think.
Growing up in luton is great i respect everyone and everyone respects me no matter what race you are. For example when im online on my xbox and see people getting racist i think its wierd coz in Luton we all treat each other the same.
Its also one of the best places to get street wise. The people that get stabbed dont know how to handle themselfs on road most of them are snakes or racists.
P.S i would love to see a Watford guy come down here and say crap to our faces.
Luton stays solid.
Watford stays Jealous
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Reading all the definitions of Luton before, I don't really have much else to say since they've covered most of it.
I would however like to clear up the fact that luton isn't a completely CHAV-infested shit-hole. Yeah, most of our population is either chavs, pikeys or gromits, but there are the rare few like myself that are actually normal people.
I can't wait to leave this shit-hole.
I'm not a chav, yet I come from Luton! Wooo! I'm a minority!
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What are you people doing? Alot of the reviews on this website complain about the education of 'Lutonians', yet for the most part, every Lutonian has aided in prooving the point.
"...it aight..." I mean what in Gods name is that supposed to mean anyway? Yes Luton has it's problems with violence and most people who live in Luton have either been victim to it or have been the one inflicting it. But I would not describe Luton as 'Ghetto'.
As for the educational establishments , I for one blame those who choose not to learn. Many of the citizens are reasonably well educated but, through fear of mugging, tend not to walk the streets.
As for its cultural diversity, yes there are many muslims and seeks and what have you but I am pretty sure it is not legal to refere to Bury Park as "paki land".
Entertainment, well I wouldnt know. Those who are smart enough seek entertainment outside or Luton or in our own homes.
In conclusion, anyone who is trying to redeem Lutons status and wishes to write a defenition please, do not embarrass your selves by using popular Luton 'slang'. Im sure if I , seventeen yearold, can use correct English, the rest of you can.
I think you will find that Luton is no longer 'Britain's crappiest town'.
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When I was a child I used to love going to Luton, used to stay with my grandparents during the summer holidays, loved all the lights, the shopping centre, the tree-lined streets, the beautiful parks. Looking around Luton now makes me want to cry. I now avoid the Arndale, as it's full of gangs of yobs, mannerless idiots and twenty-somethings in cheap suits looking for fights. It's nigh on impossible to reach Luton centre without sitting in traffic jams for ages, the gridlocked road system not helped by the messy 'improvements' to the M1. Areas which were once respectable are now disgusting. There are boarded-up houses, everything is in disrepair, there's rubbish all over the place. Not to mention the abundance of human garbage. Luton is one of the crime capitals of Britain, and yet the police force there are only interested in traffic duties and debt-collecting (making money for the government). The better parts of Luton are on the outskirts, away from the run-down areas and the tower blocks (this kind of housing, everyone squashed into giant boxes together, never works).
Oh, and don't go into the Luton Arndale during the run-up to Christmas or during the sales. Not unless you want every bone in your body crushed so flat you might as well have saved the effort and jumped into a crusher.
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