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1. To be flamboyant and be a compulsive liar. This includes telling everyone you have asscancer and admitting it 6 months later that you..
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To hate desktop keyboards and big fat CRT monitors.
To hate not being mobile.
To wish someone were in your lap.
Gees, I'm a lapt..
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The piece of fat that hangs over the tops of girls jeans when they have been inhaling too many pies (or beers) and shoe-horning themselv..
