What is Lwas?
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Late With A Story -- somebody who is never on time for anything but always has the most elaborate and creative reasons for tardiness -- and is completely oblivious to the ag it causes everyone else
Here she comes, 45 minutes late, with some long-winded excuse about her hair didn't work and the bus was detoured and she had to go back 'cause she forgot her cell and and and man, she is always LWAS
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