What is Lying In Wake?
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When a spouse or girlfriend/boyfriend pretends to be asleep when you get home after a late night out, so they can tear you a new one when you wake up.
I tried to slip into bed last night without Megan noticing, but it turns out she was lying in wake. She told me this morning when she was chewing my ass.
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Someone who ruins a perfectly good joke by either misquoting the punch-line or taking a joke seriously.
Man 1: You haven't seen y..