Lying On Your Dick

What is Lying On Your Dick?


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1. Lying about having sex with someone or having sex promiscuously.

2. Lying about giving/receiving sex to/from someone.

MAN: Your ugly homegirl said she hit me last light. What's up with that?

WOMAN: I know she lying on your dick. Don't worry about it.

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