Lyle Lovett

What is Lyle Lovett?


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An extremely ugly motherfucker, of the Texas variety. Has a excellent singing voice, but looking at him will want to make you poke your eyes out with hot nails.

Lyle Lovett was married to Julia Roberts. Why you ask? Obviously not for his looks.... he must be well endowed.

See ugly, scary, atrocious, vomit, puke, gay


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