What is Lyle Lovett?
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An extremely ugly motherfucker, of the Texas variety. Has a excellent singing voice, but looking at him will want to make you poke your eyes out with hot nails.
Lyle Lovett was married to Julia Roberts. Why you ask? Obviously not for his looks.... he must be well endowed.
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The type of guy who jerks himself off and nuts in his own eye like a beee-yach.
That guy, you know, the one who tried to eat his underw..
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One of the coolest guys ever. HE can look at u and chuck norris will kick the shit out of u. Deal with it.
The King of All Dragons star..
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a moment of unadulterated sexual overtness; an innovation in sexual innuendo heretofore unconsidered
Guys, I saw that sausage and I jus..
