What is Lyle Lovett?
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An extremely ugly motherfucker, of the Texas variety. Has a excellent singing voice, but looking at him will want to make you poke your eyes out with hot nails.
Lyle Lovett was married to Julia Roberts. Why you ask? Obviously not for his looks.... he must be well endowed.
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Random Words:
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To trick; or fool somebody
Q: Did you get old girl number last night.
A:Man no, she hit me with the forty two fake out. Digits was all..
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A gooey doughy pocket filled with nasty meat cooked in a dirty microwave. Mr. Gaffigan would say one who enjoys one of these delicacies..
