Lympics

What is Lympics?

A contest in which men compete following stated claims of flaccidity and varying degrees of impotence.

Best used during the Olympic Games, however, convention preferrs the Summer Olympics.

Sheila said that guy was bullshit. He should enter the Lympics.

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Omgsex

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