Lynchburg, Va

What is Lynchburg, Va?


1.

A little town nustled at the base of mountains. Known mainly for Liberty University, Jerry Falwell, and being part of the Civil War. There is nothing for the typical teenager/college student to do on the weekend cept maybe the dollar movies or bowling. Therefore, most go "cruising" down Wards(yes, even with gas at $3 a gallon). There are a few bars, but maybe 1 or 2 dance 'clubs' but they are overtaken by middle aged single women who've had plastic surgery and think they can still shake it *shudders*

Billy: whatchu doin?

Karen: Nothin...you?

Billy: gonna go to Lynchburg, va maybe to a movie....wanna come?

Karen: no....thats all we've done, lets find something else

Billy: there IS nothin else to do woman!

See lynchburg college

2.

a small town in southwest, va, where there is absolutely nothing to do. The people that live here are all rednecks or ghetto. there is no shopping and the city is very run down and old. It is the worst place for any young person to live. avoid living here at all costs!

Jason: I feel like doing something this weekend, so what would you like to do?

Samantha: I duno what you wanna do?

Jason: Well,....I duno

Samantha: Oohh lynchburg, va just sucks!

Samantha: thers is just NOTHING to do here in lynchburg is there?

Jason: Nah, ther relly isnt.

See cold, windy


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