Lynden

What is Lynden?


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(n) an alternate universe, consisting primarily of wooden shoes, perfect lawns, windmills, SUV's, and stepfordesque women.

the twilight zone was weird... but LYNDEN... now that's really odd.

See stepford, pefect, windmill, lawn, wooden shoes


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