What is Lyndsey?
1.
Lyndsey is a girl who has natural beauty that will amaze even the pickiest men around. She knows how to make you laugh and can take a joke without freaking out. She is a generous person who helps people when they need her. She is an overall gem, and a magnificent catch for any man. If you have a Lyndsey you better hold on to her because someone is waiting for there chance to sweep her off her feet.
I wish all girls could be a Lyndsey.
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2.
A Lyndsey is an extremely pale, extremely obessive stick person. She thinks that everything she thinks/says/does is right and what you think/say/do is wrong. She is the know-it-all of the classroom. She loves to be the teachers pet. She will always date your ex boyfriends. She blames everything she does wrong on you and will make up lies to "prove" she's right. She will always go out of her way to make you look stupid. The only way to spot a Lyndsey is when you see someone with a giant, oddly-shaped alien head. Don't let her suck you into her alien portal...Beware of the Lyndsey.
"Omg. I met the nicest girl today, but I told her I got a dog and she told me they didn't exist."
"Did she have a big, alien-shaped head?"
"Yeah.."
"That's a Lyndsey...RUN!!"
*Both run away*
See alien , pale , ufo , stick , stupid
"Omg. I met the nicest girl today, but I told her I got a dog and she told me they didn't exist."
"Did she have a big, alien-shaped head?"
"Yeah.."
"That's a Lyndsey...RUN!!"
*Both run away*
