What is Lyndsie?
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A girl born of pure evil. Spawned from the 7th circle of hell, her only mission is to destroy those around her with a potent combination of deceit, trickery, and guile. If encountered,USE CAUTION. It is recommended that one immediately contact the local authorities/exorcist.
While not fully tested, known potential methods of expulsion/general causes of annoyance are as follows: mention that she says "IDK" alot, comment on her stinky feet, hold her black lab hostage.
"OMG pa, it's the devil! The devil's coming to get us!" "No son, it's LYNDSIE. You run, you run and get your mother and head straight to your uncle's farm and wait there for me. I love you, son."
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