What is Lyndyism?
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The ultimate Religion.
Women dominant men to the extreme.
System:
Lyndy=God
Lauren=Jesus (left hand woman)
Women
Rats
Bugs
8 inch and over
Black men
Boys
Men
Gays
Balls should be chopped off so women can get what they want without worrying about getting pregnant.
Lyndyism is the following.
V-day
girl gives razor to boy with large pubes.
boy asks "whats this for?"
girl replies "for ur forest dick wad"
Religion of Major Unknown Whippage.
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