Lyndyism

What is Lyndyism?

The ultimate Religion.

Women dominant men to the extreme.

System:

Lyndy=God

Lauren=Jesus (left hand woman)

Women

Rats

Bugs

8 inch and over

Black men

Boys

Men

Gays

Balls should be chopped off so women can get what they want without worrying about getting pregnant.

Lyndyism is the following.

V-day

girl gives razor to boy with large pubes.

boy asks "whats this for?"

girl replies "for ur forest dick wad"

Religion of Major Unknown Whippage.

See religion, lyndyism, dictator, whippage

Yife

1. To steal something in a humorous way. I'm going to yife his underwear...

Brigham

1. Hallucinogenic Weed. Originating in Vermont, it is often laced with unknown substances. Leads to crazy trips with crazy people. Hey Eli..

Reuben Thumb

1. An unexpected insertion of a thumb in an unwilling anus. Playtime ended promptly when I gave her the Reuben Thumb. See houdini, dirty ..

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