Lyndyism

What is Lyndyism?

The ultimate Religion.

Women dominant men to the extreme.

System:

Lyndy=God

Lauren=Jesus (left hand woman)

Women

Rats

Bugs

8 inch and over

Black men

Boys

Men

Gays

Balls should be chopped off so women can get what they want without worrying about getting pregnant.

Lyndyism is the following.

V-day

girl gives razor to boy with large pubes.

boy asks "whats this for?"

girl replies "for ur forest dick wad"

Religion of Major Unknown Whippage.

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