What is Lynner?
1.
A person who comes from Kings Lynn, Norfolk
Traits:
They have a lack of intelligence. Entertainment is usually music that has been in the charts for a while or guitars, males usually have a feature called "Pikey Chin" where their chins are pointed making them look what is known in Lynn as "ARD".
Females usually have kids at an early age and look old and saggy by the time they're 25 because of the stupid amount of "quality time" they have with members of their family (usually of the other sex).
Clothes:
Bought from "Labels" which is the heart of the Lynn fashion. Girls usually have basketball hoop earings and say "Entut" instead of "innit".
Blokes may welcome you with a happy "Alright Bu" with a trace of a smile. They tend to wear fake Timberlands and like bricks and Nova-racing, a Lynn Sport.
Habitat:
Could be an old Lynn council house or a caravan at the Hardwick Estate.
Please don't come to Kings Lynn.
"Celebrating 600 bad years behind in fashion!"
Lynner: Alright, Bu
Londoner: You wot?
Lynner: Are you A.R.D?
Londoner: You're a bit of a D.I.C.K!
ha ha
