What is Lynnwood?
1.
A town in Washington state that no one knows about.
Guy: Where you from?!
You: Lynnwood.
Guy: Where dat?!
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2.
A city in Washington that thinks they are better than their surrounding cities like Edmonds or Mukilteo, but it really just sucks.
Fuck Lynnwood lets go hang in Edmonds
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Random Words:
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The yellow crusty substance that is formed when a vagina is not cleaned or sick.
You need to clean all that cuntmustard off you before ..