What is Lysistrata?
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Wife that withholds sex for the greater good (i.e. stopping a war, saving a kitten).
Man 1: Sorry man, but I can't go bar-hopping today...
Man 2: Well, why not?
Man 1: I have to re-roof the leaky section over my kid's room.
Man 2: But you said yesterday (and I quote), "Ah, screw that. Let's get beer!"
Man 1: Yeah, well, my wife's a crazed lysistrata.
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Proficient at counter strike, the a Ron Warwick hugs it's prey into submission.
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Dick, penis, verga, etc. Nether means lower, and rod is a rod. Do the math and you get...
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