Lysistrata

What is Lysistrata?

Wife that withholds sex for the greater good (i.e. stopping a war, saving a kitten).

Man 1: Sorry man, but I can't go bar-hopping today...

Man 2: Well, why not?

Man 1: I have to re-roof the leaky section over my kid's room.

Man 2: But you said yesterday (and I quote), "Ah, screw that. Let's get beer!"

Man 1: Yeah, well, my wife's a crazed lysistrata.

See lysistrata, sex, no sex, kitten, wife, greek

[ketted]

1. to be off your tits on ketamine i was soooooo ketted last night, i thought i was a tree! See ketamine, ket, k, horsed, spangled..

W00p

1. An exclamation of resounding joy, usually in reference to an accomplishment. Also written wOOp! This is very much like woot, but less wi..

Yassered

1. To be ripped off, or to be cheated. To be wrongfully penalized by an unfair higher power. Similar to Mad Chops, spopped, jew trap as w..

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