Lysistrata

What is Lysistrata?


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Wife that withholds sex for the greater good (i.e. stopping a war, saving a kitten).

Man 1: Sorry man, but I can't go bar-hopping today...

Man 2: Well, why not?

Man 1: I have to re-roof the leaky section over my kid's room.

Man 2: But you said yesterday (and I quote), "Ah, screw that. Let's get beer!"

Man 1: Yeah, well, my wife's a crazed lysistrata.

See lysistrata, sex, no sex, kitten, wife, greek


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