Lysistrata

What is Lysistrata?

Wife that withholds sex for the greater good (i.e. stopping a war, saving a kitten).

Man 1: Sorry man, but I can't go bar-hopping today...

Man 2: Well, why not?

Man 1: I have to re-roof the leaky section over my kid's room.

Man 2: But you said yesterday (and I quote), "Ah, screw that. Let's get beer!"

Man 1: Yeah, well, my wife's a crazed lysistrata.

See lysistrata, sex, no sex, kitten, wife, greek

Crash Mat

1. another word for sanitary towel, used during periods. 'i use crash mats when im on' See period, sanitary, towel, crash, mat ..

Shear

1. An expression of superiority used by many males and some females on their partners after sexual intercourse. The superior person urinate..

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1. its when you ask a question really enthusiasticaly did you see the triplets of beville? what the fuck are you talking about?!?!..

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