Maalouf

What is Maalouf?


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"pulling a maalouf" is the act of being secretly gay, and publicly hooking up with unattractive girls to cover it up. May also include homosexual relations with middle schoolers, and denying the actions until you're blue in the face for years to come.

Wow Randy really pulled a maalouf last week. Poor middle schooler...

See gay, homo, whiner


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