What is Maalouf?
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"pulling a maalouf" is the act of being secretly gay, and publicly hooking up with unattractive girls to cover it up. May also include homosexual relations with middle schoolers, and denying the actions until you're blue in the face for years to come.
Wow Randy really pulled a maalouf last week. Poor middle schooler...
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When a girl blocks another girl from hooking up with someone.
"Amy totally muff rebuffed me last night."
"What a bitch!..
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When your co-worker is such a whore you need a full bio-hazard suit to be able to be in the same room
Co-worker 1: I can't believe..
