What is Maalouf?
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"pulling a maalouf" is the act of being secretly gay, and publicly hooking up with unattractive girls to cover it up. May also include homosexual relations with middle schoolers, and denying the actions until you're blue in the face for years to come.
Wow Randy really pulled a maalouf last week. Poor middle schooler...
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Like a billionaire, but with google executive / long time staff kinda money.
A person or group of ppl who know the financial potential ..
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A reference to the Coneheads movie. To take on a daunting task with failure a likely possibility.
"If you are going to ask her out..
