What is Maarken?
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A Maarken is a blow in, usually Male. Known to sleep on your couch for days at a time, eat your food and adopt your pets as their own. The name "Maarken" comes from the act of animals marking out their territory as the Maarken will usually claim the couch, the fridge and the land between as their own.
That dude is Maarken his territory, he crashed on my couch on friday and hasn't left yet.
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