Maastricht

What is Maastricht?

the best dutch city in the world and home of one of the most epic dutch warlords

i've been in amsterdam but its nothing compared to maastricht

Jama-pants

1. Pajama bottoms, of the pant variety. Typically soft and snuggly. These jeans are chaffing my crotch region. I can't wait to get ho..

Hectic Hector

1. Absolute Cock, loves tromboning and specialises in removing arse fluff with the tongue! Excuse me Jay do you enjoy being a Hectic Hecto..

Johnson Slapper

1. A tattoo located just above a woman's ass-crack. Check out the johnson slapper on our waitress... I'd like to take her home,..

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