What is Maaz?
1.
Maaz comes from the word "Maaza" in urdu/ hindi, meaning "enjoyment". A Maaz will give you great pleasure if you are on his good side. Say these words as often as you can to a Maaz: I love you, Maaz. Make sure you mean it when you do. A Maaz can never be lied to, nor can he be decieved.
1: I love you, Maaz.
2: Maaz, ao maaza karre...!
2.
when one wears tight pants to the point where it is not possible to remain a man
Also see Sobee Homosexual and spandex
Yo those pants r so Sobee, nah man they Maaz
3.
maaz is maraathi word, meaning "arrogance". Typically used as a slang. Most oftenly people having name "Charu" somewhere in their name possess this quality to extreme amount.
the only solution to defend yourself from maaz is to use a weapon called "haaD".
maaz comes to your room telling how good encoding he has done and tells you to see that video.
only way to escape is to say that he has done very good work. (this is weak version of haaD)
(now strong version of haaD)tell maaz that you are busy playing with some new encoding software called "Encode Studio". And you have no time to waste nad you are about achieve 78% compression of dat files with just 19% loss of video quality and 11% loss of audio quality. Now you won't see maaz for atleast next 7 days as he will be busy searching for "Encode Studio" and achieve better compression than you.
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