What is Mab?
1.
Meet and Bowl at online Games.
Gather at a nice (natural) virtual reality place and smoke joints / bong together.
Hey ppl, lets mab now, i need a toke!
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2.
Acronym for "Mediocre At Best".
It is used to describe someones performance or an objects quality.
L: So how did you do on your test?
J: I did mediocre at best (MAB).
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3.
Mangy-Ass Bastard. This utterance is used when one comes across a person who is mangy, ass, and a bastard. It's shortened to MAB to keep those out of the loop... well, out of the loop.
Nick: How could you associate with that Mangy-Ass Bastard?
Tina: I don't know, cause I'm a retart?
Joe: Tina, you're not a retart for knowing a MAB. Everyone knows a couple.
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4.
Middle Age Butt. A phenomenon in which a woman's ass explodes in size dramatically, over a short period of time. This specific type of enlarged butt can be identified as being much longer vertically than it is wide. Commonly found strapped into dime store-caliber jeans such as Riders, with the waist pulled up high above the belly button. Seen from the profile angle, MAB will not curve out sexily like a badunkadunk, it will lay flat and tall along the back. Also known as mom-butt and
Damn that lady has some serious frikkin' MAB!
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5.
Something ressembleling a shower.
A Funny Thing.
Marilyne has some MAB rap !
She reminds me of a MAB !
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6.
Useful term to replace the word man.
"What's going on tonight mab?"
"Sup mab"
"Donovan Mcmabb of the Philadelphia Eagles."
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7.
The act of stimulating oneself sexually to the point of orgasm.
Short for: Masturbate
ugh, damn that chick is hot. be right back, guys, i gotta go mab.
