What is Mac Attack?
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To succumb to death from complications from pneumonia, in conjunction with an immune system disease called sarcoidosis.
guy 1: Yo, where's Reggi?
guy 2: His sarcoidosis was acting up and he got pneumonia.
guy 1: Oh man, he had a Mac Attack
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2.
A sudden urge to eat a McDonald's Big Mac. Satisfying too many mac attacks leads to diabetes. And the fatness.
I feel a mac attack coming on.
That fatass looks like he's had one too many mac attacks.
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A mac attack is when you've eaten any regular meal at a MacDonalds restaurant. And when that meal is fully digested, ofcourse you've got to go to the toilet. Your toilet's sanitary will be severely compromised after that.
'Man I feel really really crappy after eating all that Macdonnalds food, better do a Mac Attack on the toilet'
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n. When a mac user, after a relentless barrage of PC users offending his computer, goes on a violent rampage.
"Did you hear about Jim?"
"No. What happened?"
"He's dead. Tom killed him. It was a Mac Attack. Strangled him with his own fire wire."
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Named after the infamous Macker, the Mac Attack is used to refer to a situation of erectile disfunction. Normally used when present with a member of the opposite sex.
Boy: 'Oh no!'
Girl: 'What's wrong?!'
Boy: 'Give me a moment i've just had a Mac Attack!'
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someone who loves themselves far too much and clearly is in denial of their gayness.
"Hey People call me The Mac Attack. I'm not gonna lie but to be honest i'm pretty fucking awesome =D x
(Posted on skins website) By ***** ***** 7 days ago. To the Glasgow party"
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When you go somewhere with friends and you all pull out your MacBook's.
"Dude Im hungry, lets stop at Tijuana Flats to eat."
"Eehh, Im not. But Ill stop. We can MAC attack that bitch!"
"Hells yeah! I got my Mac!"
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