Mac Mommy

What is Mac Mommy?


1.

Undomesticated schemie female parent, normally spotted at fast food outlets wearing leggings or brash sportswear and large hoop earsrings, known for hard stare and foul manners and publicly slapping and berating their kids to demonstrate their good parenting skills. Don't actually buy groceries or know how to prepare food, but wean their babies straight onto Happy Meals.

Shurrup kylie and finish that burger or i'll fucking deck you (whilst looking around for approval from other diners cos they're actually nourishing the child AND providing a discipline framework.)

Got a girl up the duff, paying shitloads through the CSA and turns out the silly cow is a mac mommy

No wonder shazzas third kid's got a squint, she's a bleedin' mac mommy

See schemie, chav, benefit babe

2.

katie mcelyea, she has blonde hair and blue eyes and is 5 feet 6 inches tall.

the biggest lady pimp ever.


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