Mac Screwed

What is Mac Screwed?

1.

In which you buy a iPod, Mac Computer, or Software in which 2 days later, apple announces a BIGGER and Better version, so you buy the better one and then a week later, Hey, heres the ipod with 20 more GB of memory!

Also, Apples way of playing CIA.

Bobby- "hey dude, so i saved up 6 months of pay, gave up my car, my girlfriend, food, shampoo, my big apartment and i finally got the MacPro Dual core!!!! YEAH BABY!!!"

Baylor - uhhh, well they just came out today with a quad core for half the price.....

Bobby- MOTHA FUCKER, STEVE MOTHA JOBS!!!! YOU MOTHA FUCKER!!!

Baylor- you got mac screwed !!! hahahaha At least windows gives me a 1 year heads up HAHAHA!!!

See mac, screwed, cia
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