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A one-way ticket to hilarity. These differ from raffle tickets because everyone wins in the end.
Me: OMG that was hilarious!
Friend: I..
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A large caliber handgun kept by one who does not want to get old, so that he won't have to.
"What the Hell are you doing with..
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An idiot's pronunciation of the word especially. While the origin of the extra "c" is unknown, this particular pronunciat..