What is Macaulay Culkin?
1.
- verb
To swab one's anus with someone else's toothbrush and to return it to storage without washing.
There were bits of undigested corn in my Aquafresh this morning. I think I was Macaulay Culkined.
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2.
The act of pinching someone/thing with your toes (primarily big toe and index toe) in a very homosexual manner causing pain or discomfort.
Dude you just Macaulay Culkin'd the shit out of his testicles!
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3.
To call someone on the phone.
"I'll Macaulay Culkin you around 9."
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4.
1. A wierd and ugly former child star who can't act. 2.Someone who got it up the ass from Michael Jackson and who dresses and behaves in an extreemly homosexual manner but does it with everyone and later buys them ice cream as a reward. Is easily injured by nerf balls.
3.Bratty bug eyed sickly looking blonde kid with huge ears, nigger lips, and gross translucent skin with visible vein structure.
4. Someone who smoked too much crack, weed or any substance abuse in general. Especially if they used to have sucessfull carrers in film during thier youth which have dwindled considerably along with thier looks and got put in jail recently.
5. A very neurotic person.
Haley Joel Osmond just pulled a Macaulay Culkin when he got arrested for DUI.
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