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What happens when a Trekkie masterbates.
Dude . . . I walked in on my roommate last night. Z was applying his Vulcan Cock Pinch.
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O-blim-er-ate ADJ: 1. Drunk beyond belief. 2. No clue what you are doing. 3. Plastered out of your mind to where you do the opposite of..