What is Macbauer?
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The union of Jack Bauer and MacGyver - the ultimate avatars of Prep-Time and Anti-Prep-Time in this universe - into a single omnipotent being. Eventually these two forces will combine together once again, destroying our universe in a glorious rebirth of a new universe. And the cycle shall repeat through time, as the golden strands of hair repeat through His glorious mullet, amen.
By MacBauer's mullet!
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A phrase used to cover up the fact that you were masturbating.
Father: Johhny, why were you in your room so long?
Johnny: (with sad lo..
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reverse cowgirl in which the woman is too heavy to move in an optimally pleasing manner
Damn gurl, give me that reverse cowsit, I mean ..
