Macbauer

What is Macbauer?

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The union of Jack Bauer and MacGyver - the ultimate avatars of Prep-Time and Anti-Prep-Time in this universe - into a single omnipotent being. Eventually these two forces will combine together once again, destroying our universe in a glorious rebirth of a new universe. And the cycle shall repeat through time, as the golden strands of hair repeat through His glorious mullet, amen.

By MacBauer's mullet!

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