What is Macbook Air?
1.
the latest incarnation of Macbook computers. unbelievably thin, razor sharp, and pretty much invisible all around.
"Hey, Jim, did you see my new Macbook Air?" "No." "Neither did I."
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2.
1. An underpowered and overpriced waste of space (or lack thereof). You pay $3,000 for a computer that:
a) Runs more slowly than your previous computer
b) Lacks an optical drive (CD drive)
c) Is flimsier than the manila folder in which it can be CRAMMED
The positives...The MacBook Air:
a) Runs Leopard (slowly)
b) Is thin as shit (and about just as practical)
c) Has a full-size keyboard (fuck you)
2. Only slightly more money-efficient than gambling.
3. The epitome of Steve Jobs'
1. I just bought a MacBook Air. When I found out that there was no optical drive, I used its razor-sharp thinness to slit Steve Jobs' throat.
2. Vegas was more worthwhile than that piece of shit MacBook Air.
3. Steve Jobs hypnotized me with thinness then fucked me over.
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3.
Yet another failed attempt by apple such as the Power Mac G4 Cube and the Twentieth Anniversary Macintosh.
The 64gb solid state drive will cost you $999 and the biggest hard drive size is 80gb 4200rpm, the ethernet port was removed and an external one has to be purchased if needed, there's only 1 usb port, the cd/dvd drive was removed and its $99 to purchase one separately. The fastest processor is 1.80ghz. Ventilation can't be too good because of the small size. The battery is also non user replaceable, the RAM is soldered on, and it uses mono speakers. It also has an incredibly stupid name.
Person 1: Hey dude I just got a new MacBook Air!
Person 2: Wtf is a MacBook Air?
Person 1: The new MacBook by Apple it's awesome!
Person 2: Why.. what does it do, float or something?
Person 1: No, it's just the thinnest laptop ever!
Person 2: I think you mean the shittiest laptop ever.
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4.
A £1,271 party trick. Amaze your friends by putting your macbook air into an envelop. Then chuck it away and use your regular £500 laptop instead.
Macbook air owner: Look! It fits into this envelop! How cool is that?
Person: Nice, what do you do on your macbook air?
Macbook air owner: Huh?
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5.
Yet another failed attempt by apple such as the Power Mac G4 Cube and the Twentieth Anniversary Macintosh.
The 64gb solid state drive will cost you $999 and the biggest hard drive size is 80gb 4200rpm, the ethernet port was removed and an external one has to be purchased if needed, there's only 1 usb port, the cd/dvd drive was removed and its $99 to purchase one separately. The fastest processor is 1.80ghz. Ventilation can't be too good because of the small size. The battery is also non user replaceable, the RAM is soldered on, and it uses mono speakers. It also has an incredibly stupid name.
Good job apple (I hope my sarcasm was blatantly obvious there)
Person 1: Hey dude I just got a new MacBook Air!
Person 2: Wtf is a MacBook Air?
Person 1: The new MacBook by Apple it's awesome!
Person 2: Why.. what does it do, float or something?
Person 1: No, it's just the thinnest laptop ever!
Person 2: I think you mean the shittiest laptop ever.
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6.
the reason i love and hate Apple at the same time...
Macbook owner: "I had to give up eating and paying rent for 3 months, but now I finally have a top of the line, new black macbook"
Steve Jobs: "Introducing the new, sleeker, thinner Macbook Air."
Macbook owner: "FUCK"
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