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Tell all the people you can. Especially if they are complete strangers.
Dude, this is one of those "NobodyEVERhearsaboutthis"..
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"Total Eclipse of the Heart" is a horribly catchy damn song. They tend to play it at middle-school Veteran's Day programs..
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Someone who has never spanked the monkey.
Man: Hey, did you hear about (name)?
Man 2: What about him?
Man: He's a hand virgin!
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