What is Macedonian?
1.
a Bulgarian with a brainwash
There is historic evidence,that 55 and more per cent of "macedonians" are Bulgarians.
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2.
A people composed of farmers and goat-herders who's favourite pass-times are spending all day in a half-drunk haze eating imported olives and feta cheese, drinking moonshine, arguing pointlessly and frequently, eating kashkeval, bread, peppers, pickled food, tomatoes and sausages, informing others on the history and status of their families and ancestors, and infrequently getting conquered by technologically superior nations (which is everyone outside Albania, and even then...) to the point of making the Scots look like champions.
According to legend, the name is derived from the root words "Mah-ke" (suffering) and "dom" (home) giving the name of this imaginary nation as "homeland of suffering".
Many modern Macedonians are very similar to modern Bulgarians, the language is almost identical, although they have had, for the most part, a different political history.
The world is generally composed of five people -
1. People who know they are Macedonian because they speak Macedonian, have distinct Macedonian customs and cultural idioms and attitudes, and come from Macedonian villages that have had a similar heritage AT LEAST since before England even was
2. People of Macedonian background who have adopted the Greek language and have adopted Greek customs, idioms and attitudes for one of two reasons (it's more chic for them to be Greek, or because it is simply easier for them socially)
3. Greeks who have picked up the imaginary arguments extolled by the Greek government and hold onto them collectively to the point of totally ignoring the blatantly obvious
4. The rest of the world, which really doesn't give a fuck and wants both sides to shut the fuck up
5. People who think Kurds are Iranian and Turkish at the same time, that Scots are really English, that the Irish are basically English, that Native Americans should forget about their culture, and generally can't perceive political propaganda when they see it (or simply refuse to do so). Very similar to person #3.
EXAMPLE
Greek: 2300 years Macedonians and Greeks were the same thing! Macedonia is Greek! Alexander the Greek fought for Greece and did wonderful things for Greece! Alexander had a Greek teacher, he was in the Olympics, etc. etc. (insert countless pointless and distracting debating techniques here)
Macedonian #1: Ah bre! Macedonians were not like Greeks and didn't consider themselves Greek 2300 years ago, and the Greeks back then had differing opinions... listen here...
Macedonian #2: Forget it, it's pointless. This is stupid.
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3.
A person who is ethnically Macedonian...He is neither a Serb,nor Bulgarian,nor Albanian,and nor greek...He enjoys drinking home made RAKIJA who will get u drunk from one drip.He enjoys parties.A widehearted person who is very friendly to everyone,but also can become a deadly enemy if insulted.He enjoys killing greeks.Perhaps he is most close to the Turkish people more than others.Also the history and LAND of his nation is stolen from Gayreece Bulgaria and Serbia...He is hated by them because his identity...Although there are proofs that the Macedonian are different people from the greeks of FOPOG(Former Ottoman Province of Greece)the bulgarians and serbians...And a few questions...If the Macedonians were greeks then how come they butchered the greek armies at the battle of Chaeronea,burnt Teba to ash,worshipped different God from the greeks?And if they were Bulgarians,why did they joined forces against the Bulgarians in XX century and fought against the Bulgarian occupator in 1945?And if they were Serbs then why did they killed the serbian king in Marseille in 1939?-Although these races try to steal the history they know they will lose the war against the Macedonians...
Greek:Are you from Skopia?
Macedonian:NO,IM FROM MACEDONIA..
Greek:So,you are greek?
Macedonian:Are u kidding me...GREEKS ARE GAYS...
Greek:Gamisou malaka!!!
Macedonian:(hits him a punch and the greek falls 4 meters away)
Bulgarian:O bratja Makedonci...Kakvo pravite vie v nasha i vasha Blgarija?
Macedonian:Nasha?(hits the bulgarian with punch and the bulgarian yells:AH SHTE TI EBA MAJKATA SRABSKA!!!)
Serb:O Makedonac,shta ima novo u BJRM(FYROM)
Macedonian:Pa toa shto go nema vo BJRS(FYROS)(Former Yugoslavian Republic of Serbia)...
Serb:Ah mamu ti jebem bugarskog...
Macedonian:(hits the serb with a punch and the serb cries)...
Turk:Hey,are you from Macedonia
Macedonian:Yes,I am...
Turk:Nice...You are like brother to me...
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4.
An ancient people assimilated into Hellenic culture. Non-existent as a people today, although the history of ancient Macedonians has been stolen by slavic-Macedonians in FYROM (The Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia). They insist, through revisionist history and outright lies that they are the descendants of Alexander the Great.
It is well documented that the composition of FYROM is a majority Bulgarian with Serbs in the North and an Albanian majority in the West and Northwest.
The Slavs migrated to what is modern FYROM in the 7th Century and have only recently been calling themselves the descendants of Alexander.
Upon the creation of FYROM, all of the political leaders in power declared that they WERE NOT the descendants of Alexander (see statements of Macedonian President Kiro Gligorov).
Nebojsa calls himself "Macedonian" but the language he speaks is "old Serbian" and he celebrates Serbian Slava, thus Nebojsa, is really a Serb, calling himself a "Macedonian".
Goce calls himself a "Macedonian" but the language he speaks is a dialect of Bulgarian, his nameday is an old Bulgarian custom and he is really Bulgarian, although he calls himself "Macedonian".
Jim calls himself "Macedonian", his family was all born in Northern Greece, they speak both Greek and Bulgarian and there familial lineage comes from Athens (although they'd never admit it). They learned Bulgarian after the Slavic migrations South, but they call themselves "Macedonian" even though they are Greek.
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5.
An ancient people assimilated into Hellenic culture. Non-existent as a people today, although the history of ancient Macedonians has been stolen by slavic-Macedonians in FYROM (The Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia). They insist, through revisionist history and outright lies that they are the descendants of Alexander the Great.
It is well documented that the composition of FYROM is a majority Bulgarian with Serbs in the North and an Albanian majority in the West and Northwest.
The Slavs migrated to what is modern FYROM in the 7th Century and have only recently been calling themselves the descendants of Alexander.
Upon the creation of FYROM, all of the political leaders in power declared that they WERE NOT the descendants of Alexander (see statements of Macedonian President Kiro Gligorov).
Nebojsa calls himself "Macedonian" but the language he speaks is "old Serbian" and he celebrates Serbian Slava, thus Nebojsa, is really a Serb, calling himself a "Macedonian".
Goce calls himself a "Macedonian" but the language he speaks is a dialect of Bulgarian, his nameday is an old Bulgarian custom and he is really Bulgarian, although he calls himself "Macedonian".
Jim calls himself "Macedonian", his family was all born in Northern Greece, they speak both Greek and Bulgarian and there familial lineage comes from Athens (although they'd never admit it). They learned Bulgarian after the Slavic migrations South, but they call themselves "Macedonian" even though they are Greek.
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6.
A person from the Republic of Macedonia (Ìàêåäîíè¼à), Central Europe.
Brad: What nationality are you?
Stojan: I'm Macedonian.
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7.
The type of people that mainly populate a city named
If so then get the f*ck away from Australia!
They are obnoxious and speak like chav/gansta wog hobos.
They also have weirda** names
and they are racist
Macedonian Example:
Boys:
Ratovmen- Yoo ma wog kunnt, did u did dat dianna gurrl last niite
Ublegay- F*k yerr ma man , we went 2 macedonia which izz soo much betta den australi
Ratovmen - WOG PRIIIIDE!
Girls:
Sandrala - Yo Dee-dee my kukalameans doll or some shiz in macco i luv u babbi gurl we needa go shoppin for FILA stuf soon
Deanna - oh i wuv u ma kukukukulaaah (l)
no racism intended only the truth..
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