What is Mach Jesus?
1.
A term used to describe an objects insanely high rate of speed.
joe: why were you late for work today mike?
mike: cause the douche-bag who drives the bus insists that he blow by my stop at Mach Jesus so he doesnt have to pick anyone up, so i missed it.
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2.
Driving too fast for your own good.
I saw the police chasing this car down the street at mach jesus.
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