Mach Jesus

What is Mach Jesus?

A term used to describe an objects insanely high rate of speed.

joe: why were you late for work today mike?

mike: cause the douche-bag who drives the bus insists that he blow by my stop at Mach Jesus so he doesnt have to pick anyone up, so i missed it.

See fast, uber, speed, funny

Driving too fast for your own good.

I saw the police chasing this car down the street at mach jesus.

See driving, fast, speeding, speed, flying

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