Machete Gun

What is Machete Gun?


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n. A large gun that shoots machetes. Many people are under the impression that this formidable weapon was used in the Vietnam War. Two versions are known to be in existence:

1.) the rapid fire machine machete gun; which can shoot up to 3 machetes per second.

2.) the sport/recreational version; more commonly available to the general population, this one must be manually loaded and cannot fire more than one blade at a time.

if you are looking to buy said weapon, keep in mind that ammois extremely expensive.

"Dude, Kelli is such a bitch, i'd love to shank her with a freakin' machete gun!"

"Go kill yourself with a machete gun."

See machete, gun, weapon


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