Machete Monks

What is Machete Monks?

Undoubtedly one of the premier rock bands in Chicago's underground scene.

Vocals - Q

Lead guitar - Dan

Guitar - Kevin

Bass - Eddie

Drums - Johnny

Check them out at geocities/machetemonksmusic/

"That Machete Monks show last night blew me away!"

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"GODDAMN! I did know the Machete Monks were that good."

Filthy Nixon

1. When you Cum in a girls eyes and proceed to steal her purse while she wipes the ejaculate from her eyes. when she regains her sight and ..

86'd

1. Not available. No longer allowed(in an area or premisis). "The Salmon on the menu has been 86'd. We sold out of it." or ..

Conflusterbated

1. Confused, and bewildered to the point of frustration resulting in brain chatter I was conflusterbated after she explained in detail her..

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