Machete Monks

What is Machete Monks?

Undoubtedly one of the premier rock bands in Chicago's underground scene.

Vocals - Q

Lead guitar - Dan

Guitar - Kevin

Bass - Eddie

Drums - Johnny

Check them out at geocities/machetemonksmusic/

"That Machete Monks show last night blew me away!"

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