Machete Monks

What is Machete Monks?

Undoubtedly one of the premier rock bands in Chicago's underground scene.

Vocals - Q

Lead guitar - Dan

Guitar - Kevin

Bass - Eddie

Drums - Johnny

Check them out at geocities/machetemonksmusic/

"That Machete Monks show last night blew me away!"

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"GODDAMN! I did know the Machete Monks were that good."

Hoe Head

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Marinated Pork Roast

1. well we all know what the original pork roast is (one guy penetrating from the rear while the other receives oral from the same girl whi..

Favowned

1. When you are owned by the one and only Mr. Steven Fava Ben asked "Mr. Fava, why are you so mean?" and Mr. Fava replied "..

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