What is Machine Dick?
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a dick so rock hard that it can go through any hole, fucking so fast it looks like your dick is a machine with batteries
"Did you see Joe last night?" "See? I was with Joe that night." "His machine dick fucked me so hard that I had to yell stop six times." "Did he stop?" "No, hos machine dick just got tired."
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A tattoo in the lower back just above the tail bone. AKA: tramp stamp, California license plate, bitch tat, ass antlers
Seeing her bend..
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A phrase used by people that hate Chav Music. It means I need a shit. The main few phrases used to mean the same thing are I need a rap,..
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verb : to behave in a crazy way, particularly characterised by weird facial expressions followed shortly by rapidly falling asleep.
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