What is Machine Dick?
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a dick so rock hard that it can go through any hole, fucking so fast it looks like your dick is a machine with batteries
"Did you see Joe last night?" "See? I was with Joe that night." "His machine dick fucked me so hard that I had to yell stop six times." "Did he stop?" "No, hos machine dick just got tired."
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Someone who watches way too much porn.
When you are watching a really fucked up movie because you've seen it all, and you recogniz..
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A mask for the concentration of another's arse gas. Airtight and never to be used post-Taco Bell
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Its when a middle eastern guy, buts his nuts in between his legs and tries to look like Rosie O' Donnell. (Usually a fat middle eas..
