What is Machine Dick?
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a dick so rock hard that it can go through any hole, fucking so fast it looks like your dick is a machine with batteries
"Did you see Joe last night?" "See? I was with Joe that night." "His machine dick fucked me so hard that I had to yell stop six times." "Did he stop?" "No, hos machine dick just got tired."
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Short for "infinite retardation". Used to describe the aggregate of minutiae, chores, unfulfilling tasks, to-do lists, petty b..
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Years from now/years later
If you don't hit it out of the park with one of these guys, then you're gonna end up 4 years down ..
