What is Machine Dick?
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a dick so rock hard that it can go through any hole, fucking so fast it looks like your dick is a machine with batteries
"Did you see Joe last night?" "See? I was with Joe that night." "His machine dick fucked me so hard that I had to yell stop six times." "Did he stop?" "No, hos machine dick just got tired."
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Random Words:
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To lick ones penis with your tongue.
Lick my willy will ya?
Lick my willy please!..
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Ironic in the Alanis Morissette way, but not in the literary definition of ironic way.
Rain on your wedding day? That's not ironic..
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When a girl drinks a glass of champagne and you place your balls in her mouth while she gargles, creating a jacuzzi effect for your test..
