Machine Dick

What is Machine Dick?


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a dick so rock hard that it can go through any hole, fucking so fast it looks like your dick is a machine with batteries

"Did you see Joe last night?" "See? I was with Joe that night." "His machine dick fucked me so hard that I had to yell stop six times." "Did he stop?" "No, hos machine dick just got tired."

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