Machine God

What is Machine God?

1.

God of machines and pork; accepts sacrifices of pork products such as bacon; also controls machines and can at times by true believers be called upon to unleash the dreaded Machine Curse.

also see: PorkorLoki

"I hope the Machine God blows up they're car."

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