Machine Gun Shits

What is Machine Gun Shits?


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When you are taking a shit and it is alternating quickly from runny shit-farts-solid shit making a sound similar to a machine gun shooting into water.

"The chili I ate last evening gave me the worst machine gun shits this morning."

See gas, shit, fart, diarrhea


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