What is Machine Wash?
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Often seen in large, populated crowds of people, it is done by finding a random female, forcing her bent over, and inserting all of your dirty laundry right into her asshole. This is shortly followed by using Downy as lube to fuck her senseless, punch her in the face, and whispering into her ear "Rinse Cycle, Start" Finish up by corking the now ripped apart asshole with a vibrator.
Done often when in a rush to get poon and laundry done at the same time.
Ben: Yo, I've been digging Cindy Kim, but I cant ask her out, cause I'm busy with laundry tonight.
Dean: Nah man, just take your dirty clothes and machine wash
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