Machitini

What is Machitini?

Kick butt Martini type alcoholic beverage that kicks your butt at "MACH 1" speed - I am talking yesterday!

Those two Machitini's I had last night did more than kick my butt....they lit it up! I got hammered!!

See martini, alcohol, drinks, drunk, hammered

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