Macho

What is Macho?


1.

male who cannot "lose face" in front of his mates or women. most macho men have the emotional range of a teaspoon and have enough empathy to fill the ink tube in a pen.

macho men find any contact with other males to be of "homosexual" nature, with the exception of the "manly handshake".

the very thing kurt cobainhated.

example of a conversation between a macho and non-macho person, exemplifying the amountof empathy the typical macho person has:

Non-macho person: "ohh, my leg hurts so much, i think it might be fractured or broken."

Macho person: "oh get up you fucking cat, don't be a bitch."

2.

masculine, virile (from spanish)

He tries to look macho, but ends up making himself look like an idiot in front of everyone.

3.

A male person that acts like he is the king of the world.

Generally shows a degrading attitude towards women and sensitive men.

A typical stereotype of the sports-loving sportscar-driving ultramale that doesn't want to hear anything from anyone about their way of life.

For reasons unknown, girls in the age of 14-22 favorize machos while other guys get left behind as so called "best friends" to these girls, aka "soul dustbin".

Jack is a real macho.

In his opinion, girls have to do the housework

all alone, cook him food and wash his clothes.

"...and then Rob said he'd dump me for that bitch Amy! booohooo, what does she have what i don't have? *cry*"

- This was the 84th time that the 18 year old single Markus heard this sentence, asking himself the very same question; What do machos have that makes these assholes attractive to women?

See macho, girl, degrade, housework, single, male

4.

Literally, Spanish for 'male'. In English, used of a man to describe stereotypically male characteristics such as virility, strength and toughness, particularly with regard to sexual attractiveness.

Russell Crowe is kind of irritating but he is really macho, so women like him.

5.

M-males

A-acting

C-childish

H-horrible and

O-obnoxious.

its in the dictionary, fools!

I'm a machooooo man.

See m, a, c, h, o

6.

One who wears a shirt but no pants while doing things.

I think I will go to work macho, today.

The best way to play video games is macho.

See macho, pants, shorts, shirts, clothing

7.

A male person that acts like he is the king of the world.

Generally shows a degrading attitude towards women and sensitive men.

A typical stereotype of the sports-loving sportscar-driving ultramale that doesn't want to hear anything from anyone about their way of life.

For reasons unknown, girls in the age of 14-22 favorize machos while other guys get left behind as so called "best friends" to these girls, aka "soul dustbin".

Jack is a real macho.

In his opinion, girls have to do the housework

all alone, cook him food and wash his clothes.

"...and then Rob said he'd dump me for that bitch Amy! booohooo, what does she have what i don't have? *cry*"

- This was the 84th time that the 18 year old single Markus heard this sentence, asking himself the very same question; What do machos have that makes these assholes attractive to women?

See macho, girl, degrade, housework, single, male


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