Machtig

What is Machtig?

an australianmythical creature from queensland, who awakens from a century long slumber to warn the inhabitants of internet chat forums.

machtig: be careful

vandal: and jizz

See warning, achtung, caution, care, attention

Horoscope Delight

1. During intercourse, the man recites the woman's horoscope, while the woman is surrendering her vagina as a penetration tool. Yeste..

Dyslexician

1. A dyslexic person. A: Hey did you liek the socker mutch (soccer match)? B: You mean... sucker marsh? Man. U. vs Barcel.? A: Yea right..

Insane Cock Brotha

1. Negro with a penis of <30cm length. A: "Whoa! What a long cock!" B: "Fuck! He's a freaking insane cock brotha!&..

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