Macintard

What is Macintard?

noun: a person whose computer experience is so Mac-centric that he is unable to perform even basic operations on a PC.

"Hey, how do turn this thing on?"

"You're kidding, right?"

"No, dude, I'm a MacIntard."

See apple, macintosh, macwhore, retard

A Macintosh loving jew named Marshall.

Guy1: Wow who is that douche?

Guy2: Lol, it's Marshall, he's such a macintard.

See macintard, marshall, macintosh, jew, apple

Kipple

1. All the useless crap that creeps into daily life, such as junk mail, gum wrappers and old newspapers. Kipple drives out nonkipple. 2. ..

Balze

1. Misspelling of "Blaze", Iron maidens' best singer. omfg BALZE IS TEH WORSTEST VOCULIST EVA!!!11111111 :FLAM: 2. Aweso..

Lays More Pipe Than An Arabian Oil Sheik / Union Plumber

1. a cocksman or prolific fornicator; a man who gets more butt than an ash tray, or more ass than a toilet seat at a Red Hot Chili Peppers&..

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