Macintard

What is Macintard?

noun: a person whose computer experience is so Mac-centric that he is unable to perform even basic operations on a PC.

"Hey, how do turn this thing on?"

"You're kidding, right?"

"No, dude, I'm a MacIntard."

See apple, macintosh, macwhore, retard

A Macintosh loving jew named Marshall.

Guy1: Wow who is that douche?

Guy2: Lol, it's Marshall, he's such a macintard.

See macintard, marshall, macintosh, jew, apple

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